Emojigasm? Yes, please!

I'm not one to be a huge statistic buff, but when it cums (pun intended) to this topic, my ears perk up.

According to Women's Day Magazine, up to 40% of women report having difficulty or state they cannot reach an orgasm. Ladies, at some point in our lives, we've all faked it. Maybe we wanted the sex to end (eeek), perhaps we wanted to make our lover feel like he did his job or boost his ego, but it's time we reclaimed some of that pleasure if we're not experiencing the real thing.

Did you know for females, specifically, the most common way to orgasm is through clitoral stimulation? If we're not in touch with our bodies, open about our desires and needs, and able to express those verbally to our partner, we're going to continue living without the O glow. We need the O glow! Why?

Girl, let us count the ways...here's a few to start:

  • Boosts infection-fighting cells

  • Cures migraines

  • Promotes healthy skin

  • Improves digestion, mood and prevents disease

  • Makes you look younger

So, you're sold. You're ready to have your world rocked and to consistently reap the benefits you should have been cashing in your whole life. What's the game plan?

There are four stages to an orgasm: excitement, plateau, the orgasm itself, and the resolution. Research shows that women may not experience all four stages or may experience them out of order. The first goal is to know and understand your body. You don't have to grab a hand mirror, and soul search like Evelyn Couch did in Fried Green Tomatoes, but it wouldn't be a bad place to start.

Masturbation and self-pleasure, once labeled taboo, are vitally important to achieving sexual pleasure and communicating to your partner what will help you achieve that pleasure. Enjoy the endorphin release and experiment. To do this, you can incorporate your favorite Emoji into the equation.

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Beginners, here's what you need to know. Advanced and expert self-pleasure gurus, you've most likely graduated beyond the Emojibrator unless your preferred vibes are a bit subdued. The Emojibrator was birthed in 2016 as a fun toy, playful gift for veggie lovers and vegans-the perfect toy to appease every Venice Beach resident. While the company plays up on humor with the toys' novelty, it also invests in education to promote a society that embraces sexual pleasure.

This is not a big toy. Your eggplant wasn't pumped full of steroids or pesticides; think organic produce or body sage silicone. It's 4.60 x 1.22 inches, waterproof, and powered by one AAA battery.

The Emojibrator is considered both a vibrator and a dildo. The company claims the primary stimulation from the vibrator comes from the buzzing sensation, while the dildo's pleasure comes from penetration and G-spot stimulation.

Make sure to clean toys properly after use. Mild antibacterial soap and warm water will do the trick. Make sure the soap is unscented and does not contain Triclosan, an ingredient that may irritate.

Give the Emojibrator a try. The eggplant sells for $34 plus shipping. To save 15%, use code YSC

Sources referenced: FloLiving and Woman’s Day
Photo Cred: Emojibrator

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